THE TIGHT TROUSERS SAGA‏

One day Benjamin Foreman was invited out to a restaurant in Bushey as it was the 40th wedding anniversary of Ruby Breakfast and husband George. This meant that Benjamin Foreman had to dress in tight trousers and jacket as he had to dress up smart as a mark of respect.
His waist measurement was 38 inches, but had to wear trousers that were two sizes too small for him.

The trousers was a size 34 inches, in fact so tight that they dug very hard into Benjamin Foreman's body.

"Ooyah! cried Ben Foreman, those trousers are pinching me"

"Shut up you pain in the neck shouted Benjamin Foreman's cousin Michael Shacklewell, you're driving me mad.
You're going to wear those tight trousers whether you like it or not.
Don't forget that you're going to a posh restaurant in Bushey, so you have to look smart.

"Ouch, those pesky trousers are pinching me, cried Ben Foreman"

"Shut up you pest shouted Ben Foreman's cousin.
Now, you, get in the car you, we're driving off to Bushey, to George Smacker's restaurant, to celebrate 40 years of Marriage of our own special couple, Ruby and George Breakfast."

So, the whole family drove off to Bushey.
It was a happy occasion for Ben's cousin, but not for Bernie Foreman himself, for the ill fitting trousers were digging into him and he was moaning, but cousin Michael Shacklewell just told him to shut up, so did his wife Chelsea Bun Shacklewell.

On arrival at Bushey Michael and Chelsea Bun Shacklewell and Ben Foreman both got out of the car and made their way to George Smacker's restaurant.

For them the wedding anniversary was a happy occasion but not for Ben Foreman because the trousers were pinching him all the time. Not only that, he kept on shouting," Ooyah! all the time, getting on his cousin's nerves all the time.
In the end Ben gave in and had to put up with the very tight trousers.
To make matters worse he had to wear a tie made up of razor blades.

On arrival at the restaurant the family sat down and were served a 20 course meal , plus 300 starters.
Then there was the dancing.
A load of guests were invited, some of them 420 years old, the oldest being Bernie Burner.

Because of his extremely tight trousers Ben Foreman found it difficult to sit down properly, but every time he moved to escape from this ordeal he was just told to keep still, but just the same he ate, in fact so much that his body swelled up like a balloon until he ripped his trousers apart.

"You, you disgusting man, shouted Ben's cousin, how dare you display your private parts, "as the man's trousers fell off his legs when they got ripped apart after his body swelled up like a balloon because he ate so much."
Luckily the restaurant manager had a spare pair of trousers ready, and the man himself tried them on, but they were full of holes, in fact so big that his posterior was exposed, but at least they were more comfortable than the rogue trousers he had on before that were two sizes too small for him.

Because of the scene Benjamin Foreman created when his trousers ripped apart after his body swelled up like a balloon because he ate too much it was decided that he would have to leave the restaurant as his cousin couldn't just put up with it anymore.

"You showed us up Man, shouted Ben Foreman's cousin, for that I don't want anything more to do with you.

"But! said Ben, you're my cousin.

"I'm not your cousin shouted Michael Shacklewell, you're just a nobody, so,
 'hop it and don't come back."

The disgraced man had to be sent home by taxi because of the scene he created at the restaurant when his trousers ripped apart and slid down his legs after he swelled up like a balloon when he ate far too much.