Once upon a time the time had come for John Bissel to stay at his cousin's home overnight as he had to attend Ruby Wedding's 40th wedding anniversary, so it was decided that John Bissel should pack his weekend case as he was due to stay at his cousin's flat overnight.
The things he packed included his own bathroom as he would need it for changing his stoma bag as soon as he settled in at his cousin's flat for an overnight stay.
He also had to pack a blowtorch for shaving and other items.
To enable John Bissel to pack as many items in his case as possible it was decided that he should shrink them down to Tom Thumb size so he could get them into his case without any hassle.
To do this he had to pop down to the local shop and buy shrinking powder, he then sprayed it onto the things he needed to pack away and in a jiffy everything was shrunk down to Tom Thumb size.
Mrs Ruby Wedding was one of John Bissel's cousins.
Her husband was Maurice Jacob Wedding.
Ruby Wedding had been married for 40 years and had two and a half children and five and a quarter grandchildren.
She lived in Squire Barnet, London, NXW12.
To mark the occasion Mrs Ruby wedding had a cake made for her which measured 100 yards.
But, how could you bring a cake as big as 100 yards into the hall?
The answer:
Deliver it by aeroplane.
The plane would deliver the cake by climbing in through one of the windows in the big hall, and with a crane, would lower the cake down onto the table.
About 4000 guests turned up at Ruby wedding's 40th wedding aniversary.
The massive cake had a car inside it, plus loads of gifts.
Once these were removed then it was decided to eat the cake, but only after blowing out candles filled with gunpowder, but had to be careful otherwise the candles could explode in your face and knock your head off.
And what happens if your head is knocked off.
The answer is, that you wouldn't be able to eat.
The wedding anniversary went ahead and there was a load of dancing, with some folk ending up dancing on top of dining room tables. Then there was karaoke, where you had to sing, bark, scream and cry to a well known song.
The party went on for five days non stop, this meant that John Bissel had to return home later than usual.
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