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One night as Simon scrabble was fast asleep in his flat a gang of men kicked down the door and burst into his flat.
It was the press gang from the mental hospital two miles down the road.
All of a sudden Simon was dragged out of bed, bundled into a sack and dragged out of his flat.
The mental hospital's press gang then dragged Simon along the corridor, whilst tied up inside a sack and forcibly dragged Simon Scrabble down the stairs.
Simon kept on screaming:
"Let me go, Let me go".
"Oh, shut up man, shouted the press gang, we have to drag you along to the mental hospital because we heard that you called the ambulance 4,000 times, and another thing, once you arrive at Badmayes Hospital you will be sectioned for 2,000 years."
"I never did anything cried Simon".
"Why don't you shut up you Madman, you're just a lump of dog's mess, that's what you are, and a criminal.
Another thing, one of these days you will end up In Bedlam where they'll chain you up to the ceiling and give you broken glass and other rubbish to eat."
The resident was bundled into a car and taken to the local mental hospital to be sectioned.
His crime:
"Calling the ambulance 4,000 times, either for chest infection, blocked catheter or both.
On arrival at Badmayes the Simon "Ambulance Caller" Scrabble was slung into a punishment ward where he was locked up and denied toilet. He just had to do it on the floor.
Later that night Simon Scrabble screamed in pain.
His catheter was blocked.
The male nurses came in and told him to shut up.
Because of the crime Simon had committed,
"Calling the ambulance 4,000 times, the male nurses refused to unblock his catheter.
However if the man did what he was told he would earn extra privileges and the nurses would unblock his catheter.
Simon obeyed, even though he was in pain and, because he did what he was told the catheter got seen to, but had to be replaced by a new one.
First of all, the old catheter had to have it's balloon deflated, then pulled out.
A new catheter was soon fitted, but the man had to be given antibiotics as he had a chest infection.
Later on Simon was given Dungrimolox, an antipsychotic to treat the mental condition that made him call the ambulance 4,000 times, and that mental condition was Spodorobifa, a rare form of schizophrenia.
The drug was given by injection, using a 20 foot long syringe.
Simon was also given Jamipramine, an antidepressant made from jam mixed with Imipramine
Simon Scrabble soon learnt that he was to be sectioned for 2,000 years at this mental hospital for repeated ambulance calling and that he would never return to the support home where he had lived previously.
The beds at this mental hospital had no mattresses, just a bed sheet mounted on a metal frame, and how hard it was.
To remedy this each patient had a balloon put into his bed filled with tea to make him sleep more comfortably, but occasionally the balloon could burst unexpectedly causing the tea to shoot all over the place and the man thrown off his bed by the extreme force of the tea - filled balloon in his bed bursting open.
This disaster led to banning the use of tea filled balloons in patients' beds.
The tea filled bed balloons were replaced by mattresses, but they were no ordinary mattresses for they were filled up with milk to inflate them and make them subtle.
The milk - filled mattresses were an instant success, that was until one of the mattresses burst and a whole gallon of milk shot right out, drenching the man who was sleeping in the bed at the time.
This led to filling the bed up with a load of teddy bears to use as mattresses to lie down on.
The patients didn't mind lying down on top of a load of teddy bears inside their beds.
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