THE TOILET BOWL THAT CAME TO LIFE

Once upon a time as a man was sitting on the toilet the toilet grabbed hold of him and flushed him down itself.
The man landed up in a sewer bath down below in the kingdom of Dirticas. King Rabbit spotted him and took off his arms  and legs and head and threw them all
in a sauce pot, but as he tried to cook them a big hand came down from the ceiling and told the evil man to put Bernard Tisboy back together again otherwise he  would have his head taken off and put in the oven to be roasted.
That would leave King Rabbit without a head. and what would people think of him if they saw the man without  head?
The  answer:
They would look upon him as a freak.


King Rabbit once ordered a man to strip himself  down to a skeleton as a punishment for stealing another man's backside, leaving  him without any buttocks.
The condemned man was forced to take all his flesh off his body and give it to the king.
The man just had to make do without any flesh on his skeletal body.
One day the skeleton man got the shock of his life when snakes popped out of his head.
The snakes ate him and that was the end of the man who stripped himself down to a skeleton.