Once upon a time a boy called Safari Jacket bought a comic called the Butt Faced Man, the only comic of it's type left in the whole world, and in book form, but made the terrible mistake of bringing it to school.
The teacher ,Mr Back Passage, caught him in the act and snatched the comic out of his hand.
He said,
"What's so important about that load of trash."
The teacher set fire to the comic book which was so rare that it cost £1,000 despite the boy crying:
"Don't set fire to my precious comic, if you do you'll pay for it."
"What's so important about that rubbish, it deserves to be burnt".
The book was burnt to a cinder ,£1,000 gone down the drain.
The boy went home after school and told his parents about the teacher who burnt the last survivor of a comic that he bought for £1,000. The boy's parents were brought to the school and they told the headmaster. He knew about Mr Back Passage, the teacher. He not only destroyed comics, he even set fire to teddy bears brought to the school by some of his children.
Right now I'm going to expel the teacher for destroying other children's property."
The teacher, Mr Back Passage got expelled.
During his reign at school Mr Back Passage was at times up to no good. For instance, he once urinated in the school playground whilst on playground duty, and on one occasion used his desk in class as a toilet, much to the disgust of the children he was teaching.
Many of the children taught by Mr Back Passage reacted in disgust when they saw poo on the teacher's desk, but refused to report him to the headmaster for fear of reprisals from the teacher.
It was only after the teacher got expelled when a few of the children told the headmaster about the teacher relieving himself on his desk in class. The head said,
"How disgusting, How can a school teacher do things like that. I think you should have reported him to me whilst he was still at school, then I would have called the police.
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