PROFESSOR BRANEWASH

Professor Branewash was an absent - minded professor who lived in the village of Great Duckhead, Surrey. One day he invented a vacuum  cleaner, but it went wrong when it suddenly started up by itself and flew out of the window. It chased one person, caught him and sucked him up as if it sucked up dirt.

The man who got sucked up into the vacuum cleaner was Lord Goodmayes. Two men, Ben weasel and John Bookshelf had to open up the vacuum cleaner to free Lord Goodmayes, but, as they did, the malfunctioning hoover flew up into the sky and sucked up a couple of Robin Bluebottle birds. Luckily the birds pecked their way out with their sharp beaks. They got their own back by pecking at the hoover, but the faulty hoover was too quick and whizzed down to the ground where it knocked a load of washing off the line.

Meanwhile, inside his house, Professor Branewash was making cakes when, 

"suddenly they flew up,

"Smack!, right into his face. Not only that, he tried to repair his cooker, when suddenly it started to rattle on it's own accord. The extreme force caused by a  malfunctioning cooker made the door blow off.  As a result the meat pie that the mad professor was cooking suddenly shot right out of the oven and flew right across the room and ended up landing,
"Smack!, right onto the ceiling.

All of a sudden the cooker blew up and all it's contents flew  right out of the window, with some of them ending up on a table where people were eating.
In fact some of the fragments from the exploded cooker, wrongly repaired by Professor Branewash ended up on one of the plates whilst someone was eating. As a result he had to spit them all out.
All this was witnessed by Zigerala Zump, the schoolgirl from Birdwich Girls School in Mincepie Lane. She went to see Professor Branewash carrying 200 books on her head, and had to board a 10 wheel bike  to take the strain off her carrying 200 books on her head for half of the journey.
The bicycle was ridden by Jim Nutpie, a school governor who was in charge of Birdwich Girls school and other schools in the village, such as Mannequin Pee Primary school and George Wishbone Central.

The professor, Professor Branewash made such dangerous inventions like the toilet where a huge jet of water shot  right up into the man's face when he flushed it and the light bulb that came crashing down when the light was switched on.