THE DAY MICHAEL TISHMAN CHANGED HIS BAG IN THE CORRIDOR AT GOODMAYES LODGE

One night just before he returned to his flat Michael Tishman decided that he needed to change his Ileostomy bag, so he took off his stoma bag in the corridor, but had to be fast before anyone could catch him in the act, because anybody returning to their flat, or leaving their flat would notice Michael Tishman exposing his stoma.


But, because dressing a stoma takes time people started to walk past Michael Tishman in the corridor whilst he was cleaning out his exposed bowel on his belly (Ieostomy stoma).

Not only that, they noticed a load of mess on the floor.


As a result they shouted:


"Poo Man" , a nickname given to him because of the mess he made whilst changing his bag in the corridor.


One of the support workers arrived on the scene and was absolutely disgusted when she found stoma poo on the corridor floor and called Michael Tishman a filthy pig, and even more disgusted at Michael Tishman having to change his ileostomy bag in the corridor, when he should have done it in his flat.


As a result Michael Tishman got thrown out of Goodchild Lodge for creating such a stink.


The man's cousin was phoned and decided that Michael Tishman should be sent to a care home where the staff would keep an eye on him, making sure that he doesn't change his bag where he's not wanted.


The staff at Micky Den Day Centre in Clarence Avenue were shocked at what one of their members had done in his own home - changing his bag in the corridor and creating a mess.


They said that only an animal could do things like that, not a human being.


One of the staff said that earlier on she had expelled the other Michael Tishman because he smashed up the centre. Now they have to deal with the present Michael Tishman.


One of the builders building the new Dennis Centre overheard and called Michael Tishman filthy animal and said that he should be in a cage.


Michael Tishman who got expelled from his support home was one of five Michael Tishmans already living there. This resulted in the support workers having to keep an eye on them in case they too ended up creating a mess.


There was once a case involving a couple of Michael Tishmans on the dial a ride in which they ended up urinating on the bus. For this they got kicked off and had to walk all the way to their day centre because no one wanted them as they were too filthy for anyone to bare.