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Saturday, January 25, 2014

THE INCIDENT AT THE MOSHE LOKSHEN CENTRE



Once upon a time,one day at the Moshe Lokshen Jewish day Centre in Latke Avenue, Ben Dogfish accidentally collided with Fred Shnukkel and knocked the cup of tea he was holding out of his hand. As a result it went all over his trousers. Fred Shnukkel relatiated by punching him, just as the dial a ride arrived.
"You've ruined my trousers you, said Fred Shnukkel to Ben Dogfish."
One of the staff, Paul Tortoise, shouted:
' None of that otherwise you get thrown out of this place."

Apparently Ben dogfish didn't look where he was going as he was in such a hurry to get to his coat just as when the dial a ride arrived.
The man walked out, along the path to the dial a ride with head down due to the fact that he had no interest in anything as a result of the incident with Fred Shnukkel, and when he did get on the bus he had his head down.
On arrival at home the man switched off and unplugged both his computer and television as he had no interest as a result of the the upset caused by the incident involving a cup of tea with the man he crashed into at his day centre when he didn't look where he was going. As a result he was off his food for the rest of the day and missed supper.
For breakfast the next day he had just water all because he had no interest in food, due to the incident that happened at his centre the previous day when he accidentally knocked a cup of tea ( It was Fred Shnukkel's tea) all over Fred Shnukkel's trousers.
The incident put Ben Dogfish off from going to his day centre for a few days, and when he did finally come back a few days later he had to sit as far away as possible from his enemy as he still had a grudge against him as a result of spilling tea all over his trousers. And when Ben did go to toilet, the other man was bursting to go in.
Five minutes later Ben came out of the toilet and Fred Shnukkel lunged at him and pushed him over. One of the staff saw what happened and said:
" You I'm warning you, any more of that and I'll chuck you out of this place. Anyway, what has he done to you."
The other man replied:
" He chucked tea over my trousers all because he didn't look where he was going and crashed into me."
"It was an accident said one of the staff.
"Anyway, you have no right to bash him.
"That scumbag deserve's it for what he did to my trousers."
"I will not have you waging a war against Ben Dogfish said June Weather, one of the staff. If you dare keep on lashing out I'll have you out of this place."


This meant that in future if Fred Shnukkel wanted to go to toilet he would have to sit yards away, and when he did see the other man coming out of the toilet he was kept from charging at him by one of the staff, and had to be taken to the toilet by a member of staff to make sure that the other man didn't go near him.








The grudge was permanent, this meant that even a six months later Fred Shnukkel still tried to hit the other man, but was kept from doing so by the manager.

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